神回覆:我討厭純情男孩,這樣的女生我該怎麼追???
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女人真是一種奇怪的動物…… 話說我一女哥們養一兔子兩年,上午被鄰居家狗咬死了,叫我到她家喫晚飯,哭的只差驚天動地了!最後我問她埋哪了,她說在廚房,她自己一個人喫不了,馬上端上來……
十一小長假,參加了一個拍賣會,我拍下了一個價值320萬的一個康熙九龍紋掐絲琺琅撣瓶,回到家越看越喜歡,唯一遺憾的是手機像素不是很高,下次帶單反相機去拍。
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# 溫暖的歲月
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最近公司在談個大項目,對方是個女高管,老闆久攻不下,便軟硬兼施的想讓我出馬,哪怕獻身,爲了高額的獎金,我豁出去了,終於在一次燭光晚餐後,我半推半就……呼吸漸漸平息後,她對我說:其實你們老闆是我老公,人很好,由於他不孕不育才分的居。陪我幾天後籤合同吧!
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昨天約一女網友見面!她居然帶一女的倆男的!我把他們帶到一家餐廳點的都是貴的!喫到一半的時候我上了趟廁所!出來的時候到吧檯又給他們點了兩瓶茅臺!我要了條軟中華回去抽寂寞!到家的時候手機有32個未接!我說那女的是不是看上我了?
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春天的時候老媽捉了一隻小老鼠,讓我去給弄死,可它真的很萌,無辜的大眼珠子滴溜溜的轉!我實在下不了手,就偷偷給放了!沒想到,那隻老鼠竟然懂得知恩圖報!它知道我喜歡這個萌萌噠物種,現在在我家生了一堆小老鼠……
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昨天嫂子被幼兒園老師一頓狠批,原因是小侄女用紅茶瓶子偷偷的裝滿一瓶子紅酒,帶去幼兒園,跟小盆友說是紅糖水,結果導致三個小盆友喝多了,一個呼呼睡覺,一個跟打了雞血似的興奮的滿屋子亂喊亂竄,還有一個追着老師要抱着睡覺……
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某剩女在一次相親時拐彎抹角地打聽男方家底:“你最常用的交通工具是什麼?” 男方回答:“飛機,動車。” 女方覺得男方屬於高檔商務白領,遂嫁之。婚後發現騎一輛破自行車上下班。女怒道:“當初你竟然騙我。” 男茫然答道:“沒騙你啊,我說的就是非機動車呀。”
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飛機上突然聞到一股臭味,原來是有個熊孩子把大便拉在了過道上,機艙裏頓時罵聲一片,我走上前去和孩子家長理論,可乘客們卻紛紛指責我,令我十分不解,有幾個還衝我嚷嚷:“麻煩你回去開飛機好不好機長。”
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今天和一班同事去喫自助餐,坐電梯遇到另外一班人也來喫自助餐。…巧的事,喫完自助餐坐電梯又偶遇到他們,可是進電梯竟然超重了。大家正尷尬的時候,不知道誰放了一個響屁。(我依稀記得當時的屁大概是這樣的噗吱噗吱噗噗噗噗……)電梯竟然合上了,我在一旁憋到差點尿出來了。。。
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