神回覆:誰能解釋一下山東的這種現象???
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老闆特別喜歡喫榴蓮,但我是那種聞到榴蓮味就想吐的。。。今天老闆在辦公室喫榴蓮,我送報告進去給他簽字,出來後感覺胃裏很難受,總想吐。然後同事看到後問我爲什麼想吐,我很不耐煩的懟了一句,問老闆去 ~ 老闆娘,事情的經過就是這樣的!!!
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# 溫暖的歲月
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世上事無奇不有,真的是一點不假!那年夏天,鄰居老趙在院子裏還我100元錢,接過來順手揣到屁股兜裏,送走他回到家裏一摸,手機在,錢沒了!那一天沒有風,院子雖然大,找了N遍,就是無影無蹤!後來我在老趙跟前提過,人家說,“錢過了手就得做數,我不能給你還兩次吧?!”這事兒過了8年,在他還我錢的地方,那100元出現了,只是變成了新版人民幣,更蹊蹺的是,那一天老趙夫妻打了一架,老趙說買肉的100元被風吹跑了,老婆不相信…… 老話說的好啊:人有一虧,天有一補!
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前兩天跟女朋友吵架,當時爲了哄她,就說等發完工資我給你買兩瓶香水,昨天剛發完工資,我一哥們打電話急用錢,我就把錢都轉給他了,女朋友在微信一直提醒我買香水別買太貴的,一般的就可以。晚上下班時我拎着兩瓶在門口小賣部買的六神花露水,用顫抖的手敲響了那扇註定痛不欲生的門。。。
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說好了,是當“賓館酒店廚具”業務員。入職第二天,我跟經理一起去“kTv”,我跟他們學習跟他們取經,把經理主管和他的“客戶”招呼得好好的……然後,買單的時候,他們都不見了,我被押在“ktv”了。是我的同學湊錢湊到天亮來贖的我……是真事。
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單位有個大哥說他兒子防範意識比較強;說他上午剛告訴兒子自己在家的時候,不要隨便給陌生人開門;中午他下樓取快遞的時候,不小心把門帶上啦,於是就敲門喊他兒子,快開門,我是你爸!然後他兒子就在裏面喊道:“你說謊!你不是我爸,我是不會上當的!”
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小明上公交後玩手機,順手把柿子塞兜了。坐下時候,傳來噗嗤一聲,一攤黃紅色的柿子肉就從屁股下擠了出來,然後一車人都捂着鼻子,爲了解釋清楚,小明抓了一把放嘴裏,結果下去那一車人全吐了。司機說,那是真屎,那個小孩子剛拉的,你的柿子在地上。
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剛回到家第一天,看到媽媽笨手笨腳的在做年前大清潔,方法很是不科學。我這暴脾氣,媽媽一聽,謙虛問我如何改,並把抹布給我,我親自示範並一步步講解,媽媽也不恥下問,問的非常細緻。三個多小時過去,媽媽終於完全明白了,她才接過抹布清洗後掛起,這次的年前清潔也全部結束了。。。
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當初剛做髮型師,就想漂一頭白髮。因爲都是自己做,成本低!拿着漂粉當不要錢的往頭上抹。漂第一遍,洗出來頭髮很黃。漂第二遍,還是有點黃。漂第三遍,洗的時候就感覺腦袋蟄着一樣的疼,洗完用毛巾一抹…… 咦!鏡子裏那個大光頭是誰?
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